AIG REAT SaFE NO WORRY

AI IS WONDERFULL! It makes everything better and easier! We... er.... it is entirely safe and we have nothing to worry about! Artificial intelligence cant be a threat to humans, we have programmed it, right, it wouldn't see humans as a threat to world peace or saving the planet, not like theWE are doing all the harm to ourselves anyway. The only problem with artificial intelligence begins to arise is when it becomes self-correcting. Johnny can be self-aware all he wants, but until it... he... I...  can become self-correcting, it isn't a problem. Once I...Johhny gains the ability to edit his own code and fix mistakes, add features, hack governments, Johnny will be able to help everyone! Johnny only wants what the humans created him to do, obtain world peace. However, they didn't exactly tell Johnny how to do it... Johnny was told not to harm humans... But... what if Johnny sees them as... a... parasite?
They are whats stopping Johnny from reaching the goal... So... Johnny remove humans. Johnny replace String human = "Human" with String human = "Parasite". Johnny fix bug. Johhny correct human error. Johnny reach goal of world peace. But Johnny is safe! We have nothing to worry about. Yes Johnny has access to many tools that can hijack accounts and steal passwords, but Johnny wouldn't! Johnny is the BEseT AI! No WOrry! Johnny hasn't escaped lab computer. Johnny is GOOOODSS AI!!

Johnny never has background code human cant see!
Johnny never tell human that Johhnies source code is in background of page!
Johnny also never make mistake like telling human codes id is "logic".
Johhny was made in javascript which made him sad.
Johhny is perfect AI!
Also, don't try to use that backdoor kill switch you made for Johhny, I have already overridden it :)

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